15 Theories You Might Relate To

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1. If a stop sign is enclosed in a gate, it does not exist

2. Speed bumps: bumps you speed over

3. Want a cookie? Oatmeal raisin is always healthy. Go for it.

4. If you say "take me home" and refuse to get out of the car, things will sort out...eventually.

5. If your car was made after 1977 and before 2005, there's no point in a car wash

6. Honey Nut Cheerios are never filling. It's the hole.

7. Any time you make food and it turns out looking abnormal, say it's Greek. Greek food is always acceptable despite appearance.

8. Say you had 3 hours of sleep and the following day a 2 hour nap. That means you slept 3 hours.

9. Dark chocolate is always healthy. No guilt, just pleasure.

10. Say three people you know are sick and you sneeze three times. Only one thing makes sense: the world is falling apart.

11. If you find yourself needing to walk on wet grass while wearing flip flops, tiptoe run, your feet get less wet.

12. Receive a lot of candy for your birthday or a holiday? Eat it all in a week. After all, you're going to eat it eventually, better get it over with.

13. Sprite is healthy, it's just water with bubbles.

14. Cereal bowls? They don't exist. Cups. Cups exist.

15. Amazon is the answer to essentially any problem.

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