Look At This Madness

1. If you can't see the whip cream it isn't there.  ie) Ordering a warm latte from Starbucks: The cup is not clear, the lid's not clear, the whip cream can't be seen, so it isn't even there, don't think about it, just drink it 2. A Rubik's cube is held together through sorce ry.  ie) The cube can be twisted in any direction, sorcery is the only thing that makes sense. 3. Be careful, belly buttons lead to your innards.  ie) Growing up I never let anyone bury me at the beach, no now wants sand in their body. 4. Spinach will solve your problems ie) Going to the bathroom. Need I say more? 5. All you need for your feet is a nice pedicure and a good pair of flip flops. ie) My orange toes and flip flop tan.

One word: Spinach. Doctors are always so encouraging of "leafy greens this," "leafy greens that" and spinach is the easiest vegetable to incorporate into meals. My favorite is adding olive oil and 'melting' spinach down in a pan, adding scallions, mushrooms, green peppers, and at the end, an egg. This mixture can be eaten alone, or thrown on a tortilla for a breakfast burrito. Feeling guilty that you just ordered pizza? My advice for feeling a little less guilty, ADD SPINACH! Raw spinach leaves tastes perfectly fine on any type of pizza all while adding those leafy greens your body secretly cries for. Nearly anything that can go on a bun will taste just fine with spinach. Meat patties, veggie patties, tuna, or chicken. When you use iceberg lettuce there isn't a huge nutritional benefit. As expressed in the title, ICEBERG lettuce, there is a high water concentration rather than actual nutrients. I for one have a peculiar method to eating spinach ...