I'm sitting here at work messing with my Mac photo booth when two girls around my age walk in. Instantly my composure changes. I say my usual "hello, let me know if I can help you with anything" and stare into the soul of my laptop screen appearing to look busy. "How much is this night stand?" one of them asks. At this moment, I realized I have officially become socially awkward with fellow females of my age group. How do I interact with these strange creatures? Why do I feel like they are watching my every move? I walk over to check the front of the night stand when to my surprise I hit my head on the window. Ow. "theres a window there" I comment, trying my best to be "cool". I think it worked because they both laughed. The nightstand although in a set, could be sold separately for $85.00. Out of their price range apparently. I say sorry about that and awkwardly walk back to my safety zone at the counter when again, they ask about a price on something else. I shuffle over, take a look and once again, the item is sold in a set. I uncomfortably explain how I can send a picture to my boss and find out what she can do but they kindly reject the offer and gingerly begin to walk out. "thank you" the door opens. My usual "have a nice day" is followed. Jeez, someone please help me.
Back in July, life threw a curveball and I wound up pregnant, quite surprisingly, again. You know when society (and the box it comes in) says the morning after pill works as long as you take it within 72 hours? Well, I took it 12 hours later and it didn’t work. I thought I was being responsible for preventing pregnancy and it turns out life had other plans, and that’s okay. But those of you who would implode if they got pregnant, NEVER use plan B/ the morning after pill. I did some research and found if you ovulate within that window before you take the pill, it essentially becomes ineffective if there are some strong swimmers in there. So $40 later that tiny little thing was pointless. I was about 4 weeks along the process when I figured out what was happening. My period was late, which it had been for the last 5 months due to stress I presume, but something inside me said it wasn’t just a late period. I had an old test lying around. It was about 6am and I decided to take it before my
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